So..in saying that I was very surprised to hear that my Uncle Frank does NOT read my blog. WHAT?! Are you kidding me? Why not?
He has always been my favorite uncle on my mother's side. (Ok..well..hes my ONLY uncle on my mother's side, but I'm just saying..) I was hurt, crushed and a little upset to find out that he wasn't a daily reader.
So..because he does not read my blog, I guess I can talk a little about him here and maybe let you all see my Uncle Frank..(Since he doesn't read how will he ever know?)
Mom, did you know that when Uncle Frank used to babysit us that he made us all sit on the couch? He did! All 4 of us...
This is what we looked like at that time...I'm the one on the left..The oldest...with the pixie type haircut..and no front teeth. I'm NOT the one with the beautiful blond, naturally curly hair and blue eyes. Nope..
(Hey Mom..Why did you cut my hair this way? My therapist wants to know too..just kidding)
Once we started getting on his nerves, which was about 15 minutes after you left, he would tell us all to get on the couch and stay there...Then when we got too loud, he would tell us we weren't allowed to even talk.. Then he said we weren't even allowed to laugh!!!! He did!!!! So there we sat, the whole evening.....Hours on end..Until we eventually went to sleep..It was terrible..Horrible...Ive never recovered...(I'm just telling it like I remember it. It just might be true!)
Then do you know what else he used to do? He used to sing this "witch doctor" song.. You know the one..
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bangOoo eee, ooo ah ah ting tangWalla walla, bing bang...Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bangOoo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang.
Over and over and over and over..So there we sat...all lined up on the couch with our hands covering our ears while your brother teased us relentlessly with that song.
Mom..I cant make this stuff up...
There he is with the red cap on. I just know he had that witch doctor music playing in that car..I just KNOW it!!
Anyway..Since he doesn't read my blog, he'll never know I told you. Keep it to yourself ok??